They Will Kill You

Surprisingly fun film. Somewhat boilerplate overarching story, with fun twists in the details. A cast with people you know, many gallons of red colored corn syrup, and a building that’s an integral part of the story. Not really scary, more campy horror like the first and third Evil Dead films. Didn’t totally bork it in the final act like many horror-esque films do. And, more attention to detail than you’d expect. Look for things like the subtle door lock code gag somewhere in the middle of the film.

Sep 21 2026

• Movies

• Horror
• Comedy