Rating: 4 of 5 gallons of blood
Graphic, scary, and over the top bloody. Much scarier than your run-of-the-mill horror movie, and not for the squeamish.

Rating: 3 of 5 buddies
A silly, predictable buddy picture. A bit over the top into the extreme silly, but not the worst bit of mindless entertainment you could dig up. Plus, Eric André (Crab man) is generally funny, even when he’s over the top.

Rating: 3 of 5 50's diners
Wildly weird. A high energy ride that we just get to try to stay on. Rockwell is the fun catalyst, and totally unleashed. Possibly the best thing is just how unusual and out there it all is. Combine that with being socially relevant, and it’s a winner. Ending is a little weak, but not terrible. And, for those who are fans like us, Juno Temple is in it too.

Rating: 4 of 5 Stathams
It’s a Jason Statham movie. You can write the plot from that. But, he’s an expert at them, they’re usually decent, never great, but more importantly, never terrible. This was slightly above average.

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Rating: 4 of 5 glowing mops
Funny, violent, vulgar. But, what else would you expect? It’s the Toxic Avenger. Good update to the original Troma version. Much bigger budget, but keeps the B-movie feel. And fun Troma easter eggs.

Rating: 5 of 5 octopi
Happy and sad and interesting stories of multiple lives intersecting in a small town. Oh, and an Octopus. Great performances, touching and realistic storylines. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, it’ll become a part of you.

Rating: 3 of 5 re-tellings
Another take on “The Most Dangerous Game”. Pretty well done, amazing photography (I got vertigo just watching the TV). Good action sequences. Only thing is, you know how the story ends. Protagonist gets hunted, a ton of close calls happen, protagonist survives, antagonist dies. And this followed the formula to a “T”.

Rating: 0 of 5 bones
Slow, a bit confusing, and really not scary. Just got bored after an hour, and turned it off.

Rating: 0 of 5 cell phone videos
I guess there’s good acting and stuff, but between the difficult to watch video, the angst-ridden plot, not really knowing if the main character is simply hallucinating, I never finished it. Tried to continue 3 times, but each time, it just made me uncomfortable.