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28 Years Later the Bone Temple
Rating: 0 of 5 stars
Slow, a bit confusing, and really not scary. Just got bored after an hour, and turned it off.
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Slow, a bit confusing, and really not scary. Just got bored after an hour, and turned it off.
If I Had Legs Id Kick You
Rating: 0 of 5 cell phone videos
I guess there’s good acting and stuff, but between the difficult to watch video, the angst-ridden plot, not really knowing if the main character is simply hallucinating, I never finished it. Tried to continue 3 times, but each time, it just made me uncomfortable.
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I guess there’s good acting and stuff, but between the difficult to watch video, the angst-ridden plot, not really knowing if the main character is simply hallucinating, I never finished it. Tried to continue 3 times, but each time, it just made me uncomfortable.
The Family Plan
Rating: 4 of 5 Summer Vacations
Watched this after really enjoying the sequel. It’s another fun ride, where Mark Wahlberg plays a suburban car salesman with a secret past as an assassin, unbeknownst to his family. His past comes to find him, and again, hilarity and drama ensue.
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Watched this after really enjoying the sequel. It’s another fun ride, where Mark Wahlberg plays a suburban car salesman with a secret past as an assassin, unbeknownst to his family. His past comes to find him, and again, hilarity and drama ensue.
Train Dreams
Rating: 4 of 5 stars
A turn of the (19th) century drama about a mans adult life. Finding work, finding love, building a homestead, and of course, it needs tragedy and loss, or it’d just be boring. Moderately paced, it never really speeds up or slows down, just keeps plodding along, like the protagonist. Lovely photography and cinemaphotograpy. Wasn’t until 1/2 way through I realized it was filmed in 3:2 aspect ratio. That just fit the intimate nature of the filming.
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A turn of the (19th) century drama about a mans adult life. Finding work, finding love, building a homestead, and of course, it needs tragedy and loss, or it’d just be boring. Moderately paced, it never really speeds up or slows down, just keeps plodding along, like the protagonist. Lovely photography and cinemaphotograpy. Wasn’t until 1/2 way through I realized it was filmed in 3:2 aspect ratio. That just fit the intimate nature of the filming.
Anaconda
Rating: 3 of 5 Ant Men
It’s a comedy staring Jack Black. So, that about sums it up. A couple friends go to remake “Anaconda”. Fun ensues. There are snakes, water, jungle boats, bad guys. All the things you need. And, the result is fine. Shut off your brain, grab a soda and some popcorn, and double screen away.
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It’s a comedy staring Jack Black. So, that about sums it up. A couple friends go to remake “Anaconda”. Fun ensues. There are snakes, water, jungle boats, bad guys. All the things you need. And, the result is fine. Shut off your brain, grab a soda and some popcorn, and double screen away.
Wicked for Good
Rating: 4 of 5 flying monkeys
Wasn’t a huge fan of the first part. 2nd half was OK, but wasn’t really looking forward to this. It was really good, not just better than I expected, but actually quite good. Of course, amazing visuals, but a decent plot as well. Songs were fine, a bit too “manufactured pop” for my tastes, but not annoying.
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Wasn’t a huge fan of the first part. 2nd half was OK, but wasn’t really looking forward to this. It was really good, not just better than I expected, but actually quite good. Of course, amazing visuals, but a decent plot as well. Songs were fine, a bit too “manufactured pop” for my tastes, but not annoying.
War Machine
Rating: 1 of 5 alien invasions
Army guy with something to prove, a group of Army guys training for an exclusive Ranger position. Final exam turns crazy when Aliens invade as they’re heading into the big last training mission. Hillarity ensues as the unstoppable Alien war machine makes boom-boom on the entire squad. Think Predator, where the Predator is a big robot, badder than anything in the future world in Terminator. A big meh from me.
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Army guy with something to prove, a group of Army guys training for an exclusive Ranger position. Final exam turns crazy when Aliens invade as they’re heading into the big last training mission. Hillarity ensues as the unstoppable Alien war machine makes boom-boom on the entire squad. Think Predator, where the Predator is a big robot, badder than anything in the future world in Terminator. A big meh from me.
Ballerina
Rating: 4 of 5 gold coins
Basically, a female John Wick flick. And I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, it’s got all the action of a Keeanu flick, but with Ana de Armas as the protagonist. And nobody had to kill her dog to set her off. Many of the cast from the Wick films fill their same roles, and Keeanu shows up for a couple scenes as well. Takes place between movies 3 and 4, timeline-wise.
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Basically, a female John Wick flick. And I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, it’s got all the action of a Keeanu flick, but with Ana de Armas as the protagonist. And nobody had to kill her dog to set her off. Many of the cast from the Wick films fill their same roles, and Keeanu shows up for a couple scenes as well. Takes place between movies 3 and 4, timeline-wise.
Would You Rather
Rating: 1 of 5 icepicks
Looking at the cast, you might think, wow, plot sounds bad, but they have decent actors in this! Well, aside from John Hurt, who must have needed some fast cash, I believe they got their big roles after this film. It’s just another torture horror film. Not sure what makes this genre interesting for anyone except serial killers. Yuck.
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Looking at the cast, you might think, wow, plot sounds bad, but they have decent actors in this! Well, aside from John Hurt, who must have needed some fast cash, I believe they got their big roles after this film. It’s just another torture horror film. Not sure what makes this genre interesting for anyone except serial killers. Yuck.